What are kids listening to these days?
My children are all taking dance this year, even the boys. They enjoy it so I'm happy. At least that was the case until I sat down and listened to the songs they were dancing to. The song in question is Greased Lightning, from the 70s movie Grease. You know the song, "Why this car is automatic, It's systematic, It's hydromatic, It's Greased Lightning!"

The song starts out alright enough, but mid-way through I look at my wife and ask "Did they just say what I think they said?" Another round through the chorus and I stop the CD so I can rewind and verify that I'm not going crazy.

Check out these choice quotes that my 5 year olds are to sing along with:

"You know that ain't no shit we'll be getting lots of tit In Grease Lightning"

"You are supreme the chicks'll cream for grease lightning"

"With new pistons, plugs, and shocks I can get off my rocks You know that I ain't bragging she's a real pussy wagon Grease lightning"